he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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