Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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