it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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