Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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