so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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