You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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