Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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