I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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