Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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