I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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