If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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