not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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