im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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