'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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