Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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