Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
