Welp...herpes.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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