Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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