So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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