Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
COCAINE IS GR8
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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