Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
