im gay
i know
yea but for you.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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