Im at strip club and am horny
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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