"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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