she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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