2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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