they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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