i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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