Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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