well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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