Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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