He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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