i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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