she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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