so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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