Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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