"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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