Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
