So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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