5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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