wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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