Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He shit in the fireplace
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