To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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