Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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