He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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