Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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