It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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