I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
