I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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