Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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