He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
