and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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